My Inner Child: Guest Blogger
Oh my gosh you guys! This weekend was the most funnest thing EVER. Me and Wendi and Dylan and Olivia and Olivia's friend Sophie went to see my mom and dad in Michigan, and there is a lot of good stuff to do out there in the country.
Every single day we played in the dirt, which is something grown-ups call "landscaping." And we went for long walks and we picked and eated wild strawberries. Those are just like real strawberries except they're little and they don't even come from the grocery store. You just find them right on the ground! We also found a BUNCH of wild mushrooms and we cooked 'em up and eated them too. Oh, and I saw a stupid dumb turtle. It scared the crap out of me 'cause I was picking strawberries and I didn't even see that thing until my hand was right by its stupid dumb head, and then I screamed a lot and runned away. I might have also wet my pants a little. Their heads look just like snakes!
Other things we did were play baseball and cook cinnamon rolls and pig out on pizza, and every night we stayed up real late and then we had a slumber party with a bunch of girls all smushed into one bed because Mom said if we don’t like it we can just go stay at the Holiday Inn for crying out loud. They have a pool there, so good idea!
My best thing was when we went to the park, and everybody swinged on the swings, even my dad. Then he spinned us on the merry-go-round and we went so fast I just about flew off and I got so dizzy I almost barfed. It was awesome. Then we went to watch the movie of Madagascar but it was pretty dumb. I like Wal*Mart because we got this new game for the X-Box and it was about racing cars and crashing into things. Errrrrrrrrk! BOOM! I beat everyone. Well, I beat Dylan. Boys are poop.
Hey, guess what else we did! C'mon, just guess. Gueeeeeeeessss. Okay, you give up? Huh? Give up now? I'll tell you what we did: we PLAYED with PUPPIES, that's what! They are my brother's puppies called Sadie and Cooper and those things are CRAZY. They run and run and run and they never even get tired. Plus they will just about lick your face off. This one time they licked right inside my mouth and boy was that gross. Because those things lick their own heinys, that's why.
Too bad it's time to go do boring stupid dumb grown-up stuff now, like GO TO MEETINGS and PAY THE BILLS and LAUGH AT PARIS HILTON. It's nice and sunshiney out so I think we should all go to the beach instead.