tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84024272011-10-27T10:01:31.034-05:00<P>&nbsp;<P> lowering my standards since 1975Tequila Redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635345874162205239noreply@blogger.comBlogger6271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402427.post-25462862249912050322010-05-17T15:03:00.001-05:002010-05-17T15:05:09.208-05:00

Coming 11/11/10

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And they lived happily ever after.

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Now THAT was a party! People I haven't seen in years, all in the same room, for little ole me. LOVE IT! And, guess who limited herself to three drinks over 5+ hours and had lots and lots of water and is living a blissfully hangover-free, embarrassing-photo-free existence today. Give up? It's me! Go me! And, it was still fun! And I still have money leftover! This new sobriety thing is the shit.I

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When I started this blog three years ago, my life was completely different.Then, I was a copywriter content to fly under the radar, with a lot of free time on my hands and the desperate need for a creative outlet. Now, I'm a creative director starting a new job in a new place with a lot of new responsibilities. Then, I was the perpetual single girl, unlucky in love, a slew of hilariously bad

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Nice, relaxing weekend. Got the little desk all sanded and primed. Watched Super Troopers. Brother's wife had a baby.!!!!!!!!Welcome to the world, little Logan![This is where I would put a photo if anyone in my family loved me enough to send one.][[Also, no one has bothered to tell me his middle name. Jerks.]]PS Happy birthday to said brother and also my sis Amy, who both turned 30 this weekend.

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Last night I got drunk and flashed everybody I work with.They are really going to miss me around here.

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On hot days, there is a little girl who sells lemonade down the block from my train stop. The first day I saw her, I thought it was cute. I didn't have any cash on me at all so I shook my head at her offer, but I smiled as I walked by. She was there again the next day, her mom hovering in the background with re-inforcements. They had a customer, so I didn't stop. But I heard the lady standing

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OLIVIA: I can't draw this one. I don't even know what it is.DYLAN: Here, let me see that.TR: What does it say?DYLAN: "Hunchback of Notre Dame." What do you mean, you know don't know that one?!OLIVIA: You know I don't know about sports!OLIVIA'S FRIEND: It's not sports, dummy, it's a Disney movie.

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After seven years here at the Jeeb, I handed in my resignation yesterday. Then I went to the bar with some co-workers and got drunk. Then I called everyone I knew to invite them to my farewell happy hour (August 29th! Save the date! Location TBD!). Then I went home and drank wine. Then I drunk dialed a few more people (sorry Mom), and also called my sister in Japan. Then I cried because I miss my

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I'm a little hoarse today. 1 rock concert + 1 amusement park = 1 screamalicious weekend.SATURDAY!The Old 97's rocked out a street fest in Little Italy, where I happened to run into my favorite tall blonde drink of G&T. She was there with a friend who is a major Old 97's fan like me, but it was Megan's first show and I'm afraid we didn't break her in gently. In fact, the booty-shaking,

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So I'm working on this top secret project, see. Except it's a lot less secret than I would like. Because I have a big mouth. And I am not subtle. And many things anger me. And I'm not shy about it. Because I have a big mouth. And so on and so forth.* * * * *Here's another project I am working on this week:A couple coats of white paint, some new Anthropologie knobs, and this gal will be gorgeous.

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TEQUILA RED: [flipping through magazine] I love this dress.COWORKER: So cute!TEQUILA RED: Except all that khaki would make me look like a Girl Scout.COWORKER: If your boobs were Girl Scout cookies, what would they be called?TEQUILA RED: Um, Oreolas. Duh.COWORKER: Nice.

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Q. What do you do when you're a 12 year old boy with too much time on your hands?A. Torment your little sister, of course. Poor Olivia found the following note on her dad's porch, which is conveniently located below Dylan's bedroom window.After a brief freak out, she put two and two together. We are currently debating ways to get him back. So far, I have vetoed "snakes in the bed" and "Nair in

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fishswim paddlerowbuild campfiretell lame ghost storyeat s'moreseat watermeloneat fruit cobbler as big as your head"Excuse me, but I think I ordered the LARGE."ride horsesplay mini golfdig up clams, let them go, see if you can find them tomorrowplay paintballdrive go kartsfly fighter jetjump on trampolinesee terrible moviesee excellent moviestargazeread local papermock local paperread Chicago

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COWORKER M: Do you think we should tell the New Bossman that "hummer" is a term for blow job?TEQUILA RED: Hmmm. Maybe.COWORKER M: Because in the meeting we just had, he kept saying [British accent] "You could win a Hummer! Who would turn down a Hummer?! I would love a Hummer."ALL: HA HA HA HACOWORKER M: And then? Right after we talked about an idea for Breast Cancer Month, he came up with a

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Dude, Haloscan sucks balls lately.

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The other day I stopped at Nordstrom on my way to the dentist (SHOES!) and when I went through the revolving door there was a lady just ahead of me baaaaaaaarely pushing the door, so I go through and I give it a healthy push, and boy she just popped out the other side like a champagne cork, almost doing a faceplant right into the lobby rug. I think she must have cursed me out pretty good because

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Yay! My block got our blue bins today! Now I'll be recycling like a mofo.

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Dear Michael Vick,Jail is too good for you.

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Lately it seems that everyone is going green. People are finally realizing that their actions have an environmental impact beyond the garbage cans in their kitchens. Magazines are doing issues devoted to eco-consciousness. Builders are using renewable resources. Cars are running on alternate fuels. There is a political party, and a concert, and of course a movie. Celebrities are basically

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Brother - moved into new houseNiece - adorableNephew-to-be - probably not going to be named "Bowie"Closet - full of new clothes I can't affordBlueberries - pickedLeft arm - tanSister - aliveTeeth - cleaned & polishedVacation - starting FridayThings I WantA new suitA song written about meAll five numbers plus the Powerball

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TEQUILA RED: I have to go to the pharmacy tomorrow.CONCERT JOSH: So do I.TEQUILA RED: I bet my prescription is more important than yours.CONCERT JOSH: Mine is allergy medicine.TEQUILA RED: Mine is birth control. CONCERT JOSH: So?TEQUILA RED: So if you don't take your pills, what happens?CONCERT JOSH: I get stuffed up and cranky.TEQUILA RED: And if I don't take my pills, what happens?CONCERT JOSH:

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Last night I screamed like a woman while we were watching a scary movie ... preview. Poor Josh was totally not expecting it and almost fell off the couch. Apparently ghosts in the library stacks scare the hell out of me.

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Yes, it's true. Jane magazine is dead.Though Jane and I have had our share of differences in the past, I wish her nothing but the best in her next publishing endeavor.

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When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.       -Victor FranklThe most successful people are those who are good at plan B.      - James YorkeChange is inevitable - except from a vending machine.       -Robert C. Gallagher

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Things It Is Good to Know About Your BoyfriendIn a water balloon fight, he will not hesitate to aim for the head of a ten year old girl.Movie Review: Ratatouille Cute movie, pretty funny, dragged in the middle a bit. I had to yell at some lady sitting in front of us to stop it with the damn text messaging. Why do people think that is A-OK in a movie theater? Because it's not a full blown

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CELEBRITY NEWSFLASH: Maggie Gyllenhaal Has the Freaking Cutest Baby EverAnd her husband ain't half bad either.The Tinseltown trio was spotted strolling the streets of Chicago, looking pleasantly touristy as they window-shopped the mad expensive kiddie chairs at Lignet Roset. Mags - who's in town shooting The Dark Knight - was positively adorable in loose Princess Leia buns, and little Ramona is a

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If you're making summer travel plans, forget that trip to the beach. Why not have a life-altering epiphany instead?The Lockdown Vacation PackageAre you floating through life with no clear purpose or mission, adrift in a fog of alcohol, parties and paparazzi? Do you have no real job, no real skills, and a limited range of facial expressions? Then a Lockdown vacation is the perfect chance to mature

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What a beautiful morning! The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, there was barely a cloud in the sky!So how the frick was it also POURING DOWN RAIN?Dudes, nothing will make you feel like a bigger loser than walking around under an umbrella in blinding sunlight. Even if other people are doing it too, it's still kind of stupid. Better to just get wet. * * * * *Happy Birthday, CJ!I hope you

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When you have a pet with a major behavioral problem, you eventually either resign yourself to living with it, or else you reach a point where you know it can't go on. I reached that point a few weeks ago. I was expecting company and decided to strip the sofa of all the double stick tape and pinned on tinfoil that were supposed to keep Dewey from scratching. The tape left behind a sticky residue

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What do a bunch of advertising types do when they're bored and it's 6PM but no one will let them leave the office because a big project is in the works? A Mime-Off, of course! Wuh-wuh-WUHTo find out who is the Jeeb's best mime, a rigorous competition was set up covering 8 key mime moves:• Down the Stairs• Up the Stairs• Down the Escalator• Up the Escalator• The Elevator Down, Single• The Elevator

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The Cubs are dead to me. It's official.Gone: 90% of the reason I even bother watching

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R.I.P. ChuckWell that didn't take long.STILL KICKING: Worst Cat Ever

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Last night, there was another chick in my bedroom. Meet Chuck.He's one of several baby chicks being raised by Dylan's class at school. On Friday, he and his buddies are going to a farm. (Let's hope it doesn't have "Tyson" in the name.) Until then, he's hanging with us. In a crate, in my bedroom, since that's the only room Dewey's too scared to go into. For something so small, Chuck is gotdamn

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Whenever I manage to snag a seat on a busy train, I make a point of looking around after major stops to make sure there aren't oldsters or preggos needing to sit. This morning, I spotted a preggo. I tapped her on the arm and offered my seat; she happily accepted. As I gathered my things, she saw the tupperware container full of freshly baked pecan rolls on my lap. "But you have a cake!" she said.

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Hey, if you ask me to take notes during a meeting, don't be surprised when they come back full of double entredres, inappropriate language, and repeated references to my own hottness. Staffing plans and revenue forecasts are azz-boring.Meeting HighlightThe company president casually mentioned an employee who had one of those "online journal things" which was hilarious but they had to ask him to

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Olivia came into the office with me for a few hours last Thursday. I keep finding Post-It love notes stuck everywhere, which, awww. Also, she wrote her birthday onto my calendar on like 12 different days. Nice try, greedy.

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Josh and I were watching The Colbert Report the other night when I mentioned that Stephen Colbert is on my List. Not only is he on my List, he is at the tippy-top of my List. But no matter how much I prodded and pleaded, Josh refused to reveal his own List. In fact he claims not to have a List, but I know for a fact there is at least one girl on it. Two if time travel is an option. Also, I think

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WHY: I was tagged by Indiana Tom, it's easy, and I'm lazy. Plus, I've got some ebaying to do.1. The fastest way to make me run away from you is to start telling me about a dream you had. 2. I want to move to Grand Rapids. A friend just tipped me off to a great job there. I already picked out a house.3. I have a tiny, secret crush on someone in the office, and it's not anyone you'd ever guess.4.

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On my way home from my folks' house on Sunday night I was cruising the toll road when I glanced in the rearview mirror and saw this behind me:It had a racing stripe right down the center, just like the cars on my favorite Xbox game, Burnout Revenge. Then a song came on the radio and oh lord, it was a song from Burnout Revenge. Suddenly I'm doing 85 and considering checking the semi in the right

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Just a suggestion.This post brought to you by the website of the day.

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Is it bad that I'm already planning my next vacation? Because I really want to rent this place for a week. Or, move there forever.$450 / 1br - 100% Unique - Out of This World Spaceship RentalReply to: drew@podupnorth.comDate: 2007-05-05, 10:48PM CDTAs seen on national HGTV in 2003! Rent my "pod" in the summer for anywhere from 3 nights at $75 per night or around $450 for the week. It is on a

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Nothing is so great as coming back from a lovely vacation to find a heaping, steaming pile of Projects Gone Wrong waiting on your desk. Oh, and a freelancer apparently spilled something into my keyboard and for the first two hours of the day all I could type was the equal sign. =================

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MondayStill in town. Sick kid stays home from school. 75 and sunny outside but we are inside all day waiting for the doctor to call. Doctor calls at 4:30 and takes 12 seconds to decide kid is fine. I bet she bills me for that. On the way home from Little League, I get yelled at by a minivan full of teenagers for driving too slow. I am not above yelling back "NICE MINIVAN YOU LOSERS."TuesdayStill

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1. Since I haven't been blogging, what have I been doing with my extra time?A. Curing cancerB. Picking catfightsC. Pimping out brain for freelance cashD. Both b & c2. Next week I'm on vacation! Where am I going?A. HellB. TokyoC. Living room sofaD. Door County, WI3. What's the most traumatic thing that happened to me this week?A. Fight with sisterB. Spider in kitchen sinkC. Returning superawesome

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Just when I thought I wouldn't have anything to blog about today.The copy of the article may be the best part.When Bob Chambers found that Jane Butterworth shared his love of the Simpsons, he quickly decided to make her the Marge to his Homer. And that included dressing the part at their wedding.Balding Mr. Chambers, 44, painted his head yellow before adding some spots of brown to represent Homer

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You might think that once high school is over and you enter the world of adulthood you will no longer have enemies, those special people who would happily shove you under a bus if the opportunity should arise. Wrong! Like pimples, enemies don't magically disappear after you turn 18. Even non-superheros might find themselves with a nemesis or two. (Nemesi?) Here's the line up of people who would

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Every time it comes on my iPod, the Lily Allen song "Friday Night" takes me back to the catty bar brawls of my youth. And by my youth I mean a few years ago. One night, Melmar and Wendi and I were out dancing at a cheesy Lincoln Park bar. (Mistake numero uno.) I was wearing cute shoes that killed my feet, and decided to take five on a massive speaker and give the tootsies a break. Suddenly three

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Things I am currently infatuated with:•  The Smallest Coolest contest on Apartment Therapy• Avril Lavigne's new song, in all 8 languages• Pralines & Creme Coffee Mate• Flying Hamsters and Tile Puzzles• Money, see also: how to get itLess than loving:• work• blog• checking account balance• Mark Prior * * * * * Dilemma: Saturday NightA. Girlfriend's birthday party?orB. Boyfriend's dad's birthday

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QUESTION! What's the funnest thing to do on a Monday night? If you said "Stay home and watch Dancing With the Stars" you're wrong, although I do want Laila Ali to be my new best friend. Nope, the funnest thing to do on a Monday night is come out of the Jewel to find that your car is deader than the nerves in Joan Allen's forehead, try for three hours to get the hood open so you can see what's up

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Thanks to the Tax Man, I had a grand total of $100 to get the kids and me through the weekend. Today I have exactly $1 left. Where did the money go, you ask? Most - 65% to be exact - we spent at Claire's Boutique so Olivia could get her ears pierced, and also, headbands and earrings were buy two get one free. Sunday dinner was cobbled together from frozen chicken patties, carrot sticks and

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Steel cut oatmeal is sooooo not worth the effort.

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Sweet baby jesus, this is the SECOND thing I've liked Will Farrell in. The apocalypse is nigh.Watch "The Landlord."

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The next time you say the word "Wow" turn three fingers from each hand into Ws and hold them up next to your face. Open your mouth real wide and it becomes the O.W-O-WThis is sure to impress all your friends. Try it!* * * * *The above tip comes to us courtesy of Chef Andrew Zimmer, that bald guy on the Discovery Channel who travels the world eating crazy, repulsive stuff. Seriously, "Bizarre

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is a very very very fine house.

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Don't rely on the first aid kit at work, I guess. A warm icepack, one dirty glove, and a pair of manicure scissors. Unless your emergency is a hangnail, good luck.

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There's nothing like giving a big presentation to the whole office and then being told later that your fly was open.My entire life is like an episode of I Love Lucy.

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1. Most Zoolanderi am so good looking right now you are all having MCs with me - m4w - 28Reply to: pers-313182516@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-04-16, 6:43PM CDTeverybody is checking me out today! it is awesome. i have to write down what i am wearing and stick with the gym. it is strange and unfamiliar but simultaneously awesome to notice that you are walking towards a girl who is smiling at you, and

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Another day, another shredded sofa, another Craigslist ad. My new strategy: post one every day until he's GONE.

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I'm pretty sure the definition of procrastination is doing your taxes the day before they are due. The definition of panic, then, is getting the taxes you did the day before they were due BACK from the IRS because they have been REJECTED. In my next life I will marry an accountant and never worry about such things.Boooooooo! Tax Man!

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NAILED IT.

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When you're working late, a fun thing to do is go around to everyone's computer and reset their browser homepages to this.Be sure to turn the volume up!This tip has been made possible by The Project That Never Ends. Sixteen hour workdays are where fun is born!

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So here's what's going on. Our biggest account is up for review, and somehow I ended up in charge of all the creative. It's not the kind of thing you would normally hand over to someone at my level; a project of this importance and magnitude is a job for the Head Creative Cheese, and all his loyal Creative Director Minions. I am a full level below them, and would usually be assigned such

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Some nut left me in charge of the entire creative department. I plan on seeing daylight again at some point tomorrow. PS HELP ME

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to meeeee.Presents!From Dylan: From the bossman: From the CTA: 2 years of massive delaysFrom The Jeeb: massive project due on completely unrealistic timelineFrom the boyfriend: cupcakes!From me: 32 Is Ancient When You're 12TEQUILA RED: This year is the first year in a long time that I didn't have a birthday party.DYLAN: Why not?TEQUILA RED: I don't know. I guess I just didn't feel like it. DYLAN:

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Broken wineglass: 1Hours in the emergency room: 3Stitches: 4Boyfriends who can't go to work for several days because their job involves working with their hands and one of their hands now has four fat stitches in it: 1You're So Far AwayThe Pegaphone and I just serenaded the departing Bossman in front of the entire agency. It should be noted that neither of us could carry a tune if it was in a

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Since my boss quit, I no longer feel the need to go to work. Well .... technically I'm at home waiting for the cable guy to come (Hello DVR, sweet nectar of life!), but still. Instead of working on that big project like I said I would, I might just take a nap. See if there's anything good for sale on Craigslist. Do a little scrapbooking.C'mon, blow off work for a little while and let's hang out.

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HE'S LEAVING.Boss. Soulmate. Mentor. Karaoke partner. LEAVING ME. This sucks so hard I can't properly express it without sobbing uncontrollably. It's a good opportunity for him and everything but it's fair to say that I'm having a little trouble adjusting to the news.The Devastation Mix"All Out of Love," Air Supply"Everybody Hurts," REMOhio Players, "Baby Come Back""Miss Me Blind," Culture

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Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.

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Skirt? CHECK!Breeze? CHECK!Everyone and their brother gets an eyeful of my underpants? CHECK!Spring has sprung!

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It was 6:30 PM on a night in December, and I was on my way home from work. I had just gotten off the el and was hoofing the 8 long blocks to my house. The walk signal at the intersection of Lincoln, Damen and Irving blinked to white and I began to cross, only to be nearly run over by an impatient driver. I slapped his rear window with my gloved hand, yelled "Asshole!" His car missed my legs by

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When you have Netflix, and you have friends who have Netflix, there are all kinds of burning questions that keep you up at night. Such as, Why has my sister had the same two movies at her house for over a month? Why is my friend fixated on something called Invader Zim? Why are all there so many Pauly Shore movies in my boyfriend's queue? I hope someone has noticed the large number of

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This is the best (& easiest) fish recipe you will ever make. Because I love you.Broiled Tilapia ParmesanPrep Time: 5 MinutesCook Time: 10 Minutes Yields: 8 servingsINGREDIENTS:1/2 cup Parmesan cheese1/4 cup butter, softened3 Tbsp mayonnaise2 Tbsp fresh lemon juice1/4 tsp dried basil1/4 tsp ground black pepper1/8 tsp onion powder1/8 tsp celery salt2 lbs tilapia filletsDIRECTIONS:1. Preheat your

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Yesterday I wrote a radio script that combined breast implants, fake orgasms, and frozen pizza. It was magnificent.

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I drank a little too much wine, the flowers were a little too My Budget Wedding, and the restaurant "accidentally" charged me $1200 too much, but all in all I would call Mom's 50th Birthday Bonanza a wild success, by Elkhart standards. Everyone sure looked pretty. * * * * *In other news, the new "Anything you can do I can do better" Gap commercial makes me think you should really reconsider your

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Sorry for the not so frequent posting this week. I am very bussy with planning a party for my mom on saturday adn today I was inc harge of everyone at work. Wow! Also, I have had some bottles of wine tonight with my frineds. If you are coming to the party Ihope you like rod Stewart.

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Last night I got into a fight with my upstairs neighbor/landlord/resident PITA. I asked him - rather nicely, I might add - if they wouldn't mind trying not to wear their shoes so much around the house. His response? Indignance, disbelief, and a whole lot of assery.LANDLORD: I don't understand why this is suddenly a problem.TEQUILA RED: It's not sudden, trust me. LL: What, I'm supposed to take my

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I was having a crap day, and this is just what I needed.[found in the Chicago Tribune]It reminds me a little of Scotty and his paper hats. Minus the part about the cops with cold black holes where their hearts should be. * * * * * *Stalker Alert Level: RED

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I can't stand when writers use the phrase "made my way." As in, "I made my way to the elevator." Or, "He made his way to the copy machine." It's lazy and stupid and sloppy. Just say WALKED if you can't think of anything better, hack.

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You've seen the latest batch of Subway commercials, right? The ones where Jared is having a riveting "More meat, less fat" argument with various celebrities? They're horrible and stupid and far too cutesy. You know who I'd like to see in one of those commercials? Ann Coulter.JARED: Less fat!ANN COULTER: More meat, you insipid cretin.JARED: Less fat.ANN COULTER: [homosexual slur]Courtney Love

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South Beach Diet: Day 5. I don't own a scale so I don't know if I've gone down in the poundage department, but I feel less likely to gnaw off my own toes. Goal: fit into cute Oilily dress for madre's St. Patrick's Day birthday party. BritBrit: possibly discovered 666 birthmark on skull, crazy as rat in shithouseStranger Than Fiction: SO SO GOOD. Made me despise W. Ferrell a tiny bit less. Rent

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I would shave my head right now for a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich.

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From: Kari Sent: Wed 2/28/2007 9:04 AM To: C**** Subject: Do you know any good recruiters?So, that trip I'm supposed to go on tomorrow? They want me to BE IN MINNEAPOLIS at 7:30. AM! Supposedly I need to be on a flight out of Midway that gets in at 7:30. Which means it leaves around 5:45. Which means I have to be at the airport at 4:30. MIDWAY. As in, "the other side of town" MIDWAY. So I'd have

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Because inquiring minds want to know!WHO has been spotted secretly canoodling around the office? Several eyewitnesses reported hand-holding, face stroking, and good old-fashioned frenching going on behind the not-so-opaque glass next to a certain office door. This confirms weeks of speculation brought on by the delivery of Valentine's roses from a previously-unheard of boyfriend mysteriously

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Reason #486Sometimes when you leave your car parked on the street it has a bumper, and then when you return later, not so much.

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The long weekend, in brief. Ironic, no?Little Pitchers, Big EarsToddler somehow learns phrase "Ow, my balls"; Aunt whistles, kicks pebble, looks at skyGodzilla-Size Turd Visible Through Diaper, PantsUterus shudders, crosses legsGirls Really Sick of NASCAR & All-Star Basketball CrapBoys forced to watch Ellen and the Food NetworkBREAKING NEWS: Laundry Banditos Strike Again!Mentally-challenged

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I was right and you were wrong.I'm smart, you're dumb. I rule, you drool.I'm Mozart, you're Salieri.I told you so, I told you so!Pbbbbbbbbtttttttttttt.- things I am secretly thinking but not saying today* * * * *Co-Workers I Like Are Responsible For These:• Funny things written by kids trying to do really hard math• Random weirdness on YouTube• Japanese pranksters on YouTube• A Valentine's

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Imagine trying to stuff an octopus into a straw and you have an inkling of what it was like getting Dewey into the cat carrier this morning for a trip to the vet.

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If you think your day stinks, the water has been shut off in my office building and will remain off all day. Therefore, the toilets will not be flushable.Yeah.Good times.

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Marry, screw, push off a cliff? The Grammys Version!

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Last week a man got hit by a car in front of my bus stop. It was 16 degrees below zero with windchill. The first person to stop used his truck to shield the man from traffic. He called 911 and took off his coat, draping it over the man's legs. This is how long it took for me to understand what had happened. More people stopped to help, bringing blankets from their cars to drape over the injured

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HA!

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It saddens me to report that last night's show was lackluster at best, due in large part to a rather unfortunate haircut sported by our favorite lead singer. Not hot. And, I have to say, I'm not the biggest fan of the solo albums, which was the majority of the show. And he sounded tired. And he disappeared backstage with two skank-hos after the show was over. Not hot at all.So, for most of the

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Tonight. The Chicago History Museum. See ya there, Front Row Party Posse!

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Current temp in Chicago: 2Wind chill: -6Frozen: everythingThings I Didn't Do YesterdayGo to workLeave the houseChange out of my pajamasShowerCookSmokeBlogI Should Write a BookIf you've been in a relationship for a while and you want to discuss The Future, a good time to do this is right after your significant other has just watched his beloved team get crushed in the Super Bowl, downed several

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SHIT.Well that sucked. It started off great, but boy the ending blew.First quarter optimismAt least the snacks I made for the party turned out right:march of the cream cheese & olive penguinsThere's always next year, I guess.WANTED: Place to send son for next 364 days. Pls advise.CONGRATS to Hot Married Boyfriend and his Real Life Wife on the birth of their gorgeous little baby daughter, Harper

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Too busy for a full post but in honor of the coming weekend, let's revisit one of my favorite HNTs:If you are tired of me blogging about the Bears, I have several detailed suggestions of places you can shove it. 21 YEARS, people. * * * * * * * * * Boooooooo. Top Chef, you are dead to me. Ilan Hall is a hosebag dillhole.PLUS: Top Design stinks like dirty buttho. Tod Oldham, you are an adorable

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No matter how much you love your boyfriend, when the hottest boy on the train and possibly the planet spends the entire commute making eyes at you, you WILL feel the need to tell every single person you know about it. You will also walk around for the rest of the day with a certain swagger in your step, flip your hair more often than usual, and maybe also write a haiku.Hot guy on the trainKeeps

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