Public Service Announcement
Women of Chicago:
It's that half of the year again. Winter. And with temperatures currently dipping to record lows, some of you might find yourselves so desperate for warmth that you make begin to make questionable decisions. But, please. I beg of you. No matter how cold it gets, no matter how long your wait for the bus or how how many blocks you live from Bloomingdales, no matter what your girlfriend Jen totally said two years ago, please ladies, just remember one thing.
Fuzzy bucket hats are never the right answer.
This message brought to you by Citizens Against Head Fug © 2005
It's that half of the year again. Winter. And with temperatures currently dipping to record lows, some of you might find yourselves so desperate for warmth that you make begin to make questionable decisions. But, please. I beg of you. No matter how cold it gets, no matter how long your wait for the bus or how how many blocks you live from Bloomingdales, no matter what your girlfriend Jen totally said two years ago, please ladies, just remember one thing.
Fuzzy bucket hats are never the right answer.
This message brought to you by Citizens Against Head Fug © 2005