Career in Toilet: Prequel to a Flush

Hey, you know that TV spot I just sold in? How excited I was to be doing real live actual TV commercials again? How that spot on my reel might just be my ticket out of this godfosaken dump? Yeah, well, that spot was just killed. Our stupid clients got themselves fired a couple of weeks ago, and their replacement ain't down with the "traditional media." Like "TV commercials." Presumably he also hates things like "higher sales" and "making money." Stupid twat waffle.

I'm so over this job/industry/life-sucking force of evil. Somebody make me write that bestselling novel already.

Wah.
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