To Do This Weekend

2 Little League games
Make eyes at coach
Ignore silent scorn of ex-husband
Drive to Detroit
Listen to country music, pick up hitchikers, miss Wendi
Baptism (niece)
Hide discomfort at being inside church
Wonder if hell is really all that bad
Decide not
Make eyes at priest
Ignore silent scorn of entire family
Drive to Ohio
Day at amusement park
Shoot self in head
Slap own face
Cry about cost of ticket
Ride every rollercoaster
Drive back to Chicago
Drink coffee
Road rage
Anger
Anger
WHY does EVERYONE suck SO BAD
Try using your TURN SIGNAL, jerk
I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
Deep breaths
Drink coffee
Smoke 142 cigarettes
Listen to country music
Sing along
Burn with shame
Sleep 3 hours
Come back to work

Total Miles Driven: 720
Chance of Being Driven Completely Mad: 99.4%