Mommie Dearest

I don't claim to be The World's Best Mother. I have precious little patience, occasionally raise my voice, and spend time reading when I should be playing. I dose them up with Tylenol and send them to school when they aren't feeling well. I make them wear the same pants two days in a row if I can't be bothered with laundry. I don't cook, at all, ever.

But no matter how many shortcomings I have in the parental department, there's always someone worse.