Where There's Smoke, There's Hellfire

The Chicago City Council votes on a citywide smoking ban today. Unlike most smokers, I think it's a dandy idea. I hate smoking around the Clean Lung Brigade anyway, and maybe this will be the push I need to kick the habit for good.

Or, maybe I just need this ashtray.



Shopping for your favorite sinner? Find great gifts like the Unborn Baby Ornament (US Troop Model) and the "Turn or Burn" Gift Basket at MissPoppy.com!

[UPDATE: The ban passed but it gives bars like two and a half years to comply, so, you know, whatever.]

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9 - 3!
For the Bears fan on your list, you can't go wrong with something special from the Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard gift shop. Be sure to stop by and sign the Shave Kyle petition! Then rest your chin in your hand and stare off into the middle distance while you wonder what Rex Grossman is doing right now.

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One More
For the family that loves to wear matching outfits, I've found just the thing.