Blacking Out the Friction

This weekend we rented "The Skeleton Key" and "The Cave." They might have been scary. I can't tell you for sure because both of them were so damn dark I couldn't see a thing.

Concert Josh: Is that ... did the monster just eat that guy?
Tequila Red: I don't know. Maybe. It sounded like it.
Concert Josh: No, look, that's him running.
Tequila Red: Are you sure? I think that's a dog.
Concert Josh: Dogs carry flashlights?
Tequila Red: But it's all furry!
Concert Josh: No, that's his coat. Or maybe it's his hair.
Tequila Red: What?
Concert Josh: Actually, I think that's the monster.
Tequila Red: But it just said "Hello Judy."
Concert Josh: ...
Tequila Red: Let's watch Antiques Roadshow.
Concert Josh: Okay. But just so you know, that's not the remote.
Tequila Red: Sorry.

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Bunny Boilers
I just found out that Jon Langford's son goes to the same school as my kids. Old 97's fans know him as the dude who wrote "Over the Cliff." My goal in life is to own one of his kickass paintings.

Let the stalking begin.

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To Buy or Not To Buy?

$100 headboard on Craigslist. Si or no?

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Haven't We All?

Have you ever been visited by JOHN LENNON'S GHOST?

Reply to: leomartinsoup@yahoo.com
Date: 2006-01-16, 8:46PM CST

I'm looking for people with stories like this. I have a similar story, and I am publishing stories that are like mine.

If you, or someone you know believes they have been visited by the ghost or spirit of John Lennon please e-mail me and we can chat.

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Who knows?

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Happy National Hugging Day
Don't touch me.