How to Be the Laughingstock of Your Office

1. Go out for drinks with boss and co-workers.
2. Drink 45 bazillion beers.
3. Close down a couple of bars.
4. At 3 AM, call boss's voicemail to explain in detail why you will not be coming into the office the next day.
5. Hand the phone to the guy sitting next to you at bar so he can say hi.
6. Boss plays message for everyone you know.
7. Burn with shame.

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Red Carpet Party is GO!

Sure, the movie is getting mediocre-to-dismal reviews, but so what! Dress up! Bring booze! Be fabulous!