That Don't Impress Me Much

A real conversation last night.
SETTING: bed
TEQUILA RED: G'night, honey.
CONCERT JOSH: Night, babe.
TR: Love you.
CJ: Love you too.
TR: Could you maybe move your hand off my boob though?
CJ: My hand isn't on your boob.
TR: It's not?
CJ: No.
TR: Oh, that's MY hand. Nevermind.
CJ: What the....?
TR: I couldn't feel it.
CJ: Um.
TR: I couldn't!
CJ: Whatever.
TR: Heh. I accidentally gave myself The Stranger.
CJ: Heh.
TR: Heeeeee. The Stranger! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
CJ: Go to sleep, weirdo.
TR: OK.
CJ: Zzzzzzz
TR: Hey, do you know any Shania Twain songs?
CJ: I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Songs for Annoying Your Boyfriend Very Late at Night
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman"
"From This Moment On"