I Told You So

I was right and you were wrong.

I'm smart, you're dumb.

I rule, you drool.

I'm Mozart, you're Salieri.

I told you so, I told you so!

Pbbbbbbbbtttttttttttt.

- things I am secretly thinking but not saying today

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Co-Workers I Like Are Responsible For These:

• Funny things written by kids trying to do really hard math

• Random weirdness on YouTube

• Japanese pranksters on YouTube

• A Valentine's Day pinata shaped like my boss's head