Craigslist Top Three

1. Most Zoolander

i am so good looking right now you are all having MCs with me - m4w - 28
Reply to: pers-313182516@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-16, 6:43PM CDT

everybody is checking me out today! it is awesome. i have to write down what i am wearing and stick with the gym. it is strange and unfamiliar but simultaneously awesome to notice that you are walking towards a girl who is smiling at you, and it's been happening all day.

i have the magic! perhaps only for a day, alas.

i am not usually this vain or gay sounding

2. Most Likely To Be Accidentally Impaled

Unicorn rug....I am in search of one.
Reply to: sale-312188023@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-15, 2:26AM CDT

I am looking for a rug, like those bear skin rugs with the heads on them, but I want one with a unicorn head. Would also like listen if you have a white horse rug, but I wouldn't pay as much.

In dire need.

3. Best Legs

Bar room table / Rec. Room table - $300
Reply to: sale-313283432@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-16, 9:48PM CDT

The custom made bar oom table is perfect of any party room. It stands 42.5" tall with a 30" round laminate top.The base is 18" x 24" . The pants and shoes are used to give it the rugged carpenter look, and the tool belt is new. The belt can be used to put tools in or bar utensils such as, matches, bottle openers, straws, etc. Any questions please email me. Thank you