Happy Birthday
to meeeee.
Presents!
From Dylan:
From the bossman:
From the CTA: 2 years of massive delays
From The Jeeb: massive project due on completely unrealistic timeline
From the boyfriend: cupcakes!
From me:
32 Is Ancient When You're 12
TEQUILA RED: This year is the first year in a long time that I didn't have a birthday party.
DYLAN: Why not?
TEQUILA RED: I don't know. I guess I just didn't feel like it.
DYLAN: Yeah. As you get towards the end of your life those things don't matter so much anymore.
TEQUILA RED: You'll be getting towards the end of YOUR life if you don't watch it.
* * * * * * *
At 32 I am ....
... in the best, most loving relationship I have ever had.
... the mom of two smart, hilarious kids.
... making a nice sum of money at a creative job.
... someone's boss.
... only maintaining the friendships that are positive and worthwhile.
... getting good at apologizing when I am wrong.
... pro choice.
... a good baker.
... a decent writer.
... willling to walk out of a bad movie.
... working on a plan to be debt-free.
... not smoking.
... politically active.
... clear-skinned.
... driving an 11 year old car.
... less concerned about what other people think.
... a neat freak.
... close to my family.
... fairly hot.
... happy.
Presents!
From Dylan:
From the bossman:
From the CTA: 2 years of massive delays
From The Jeeb: massive project due on completely unrealistic timeline
From the boyfriend: cupcakes!
From me:
32 Is Ancient When You're 12
TEQUILA RED: This year is the first year in a long time that I didn't have a birthday party.
DYLAN: Why not?
TEQUILA RED: I don't know. I guess I just didn't feel like it.
DYLAN: Yeah. As you get towards the end of your life those things don't matter so much anymore.
TEQUILA RED: You'll be getting towards the end of YOUR life if you don't watch it.
At 32 I am ....
... in the best, most loving relationship I have ever had.
... the mom of two smart, hilarious kids.
... making a nice sum of money at a creative job.
... someone's boss.
... only maintaining the friendships that are positive and worthwhile.
... getting good at apologizing when I am wrong.
... pro choice.
... a good baker.
... a decent writer.
... willling to walk out of a bad movie.
... working on a plan to be debt-free.
... not smoking.
... politically active.
... clear-skinned.
... driving an 11 year old car.
... less concerned about what other people think.
... a neat freak.
... close to my family.
... fairly hot.
... happy.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 9:24 AM
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