Tequila at the movies
When you have Netflix, and you have friends who have Netflix, there are all kinds of burning questions that keep you up at night. Such as, Why has my sister had the same two movies at her house for over a month? Why is my friend fixated on something called Invader Zim? Why are all there so many Pauly Shore movies in my boyfriend's queue? I hope someone has noticed the large number of documentaries I want to see and thinks I am smart. How in the name of GaelGarciaBernal could my so-called friend give The Motorcycle Diaries one star?
Instead of dragging ourselves out tonight to the theater and paying $20 to watch some dumb movie about mutant cannibal desert people or Adam Sandler acting mildly retardit, Concert Josh and I are cooking up some mango shrimp and snuggling on the couch in front of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, some horny hipster kids, and a bunch of horny Romans. Now THAT'S a Friday night.
You too can be my Netflix friend, and have me silently judging your tastes in film! Invite me at tequilared@bust.com.
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Filed under "I AM DYING TO SEE THIS": go here and watch the 18+ trailer for the summer movie Knocked Up. I could shoot myself for not writing this screenplay. I've already watched the preview three times, it is hilarious and adorable. Katherine Heigl, you are cuter than a box of golden retriever puppies.
Not the feel-good movie of the year: the Chicago cop caught on tape beating the hell out of a tiny chick bartender who cut him off. What a fucking cock. And of course, the Chicago PD did everything they could to cover it up and turn the victim into the bad guy. Gee, that sounds familiar. ASSHOLES.
A scientific survey of all the women and one dude in the office concluded that, even without his nerdy Napolean get-up, Jon Heder is not hot.
I respectfully suggest that this poll is BULLSHIT. Even though I conducted it myself. Leah, COME ON.
sorry but that's hot
Instead of dragging ourselves out tonight to the theater and paying $20 to watch some dumb movie about mutant cannibal desert people or Adam Sandler acting mildly retardit, Concert Josh and I are cooking up some mango shrimp and snuggling on the couch in front of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, some horny hipster kids, and a bunch of horny Romans. Now THAT'S a Friday night.
You too can be my Netflix friend, and have me silently judging your tastes in film! Invite me at tequilared@bust.com.
Filed under "I AM DYING TO SEE THIS": go here and watch the 18+ trailer for the summer movie Knocked Up. I could shoot myself for not writing this screenplay. I've already watched the preview three times, it is hilarious and adorable. Katherine Heigl, you are cuter than a box of golden retriever puppies.
Not the feel-good movie of the year: the Chicago cop caught on tape beating the hell out of a tiny chick bartender who cut him off. What a fucking cock. And of course, the Chicago PD did everything they could to cover it up and turn the victim into the bad guy. Gee, that sounds familiar. ASSHOLES.
A scientific survey of all the women and one dude in the office concluded that, even without his nerdy Napolean get-up, Jon Heder is not hot.
I respectfully suggest that this poll is BULLSHIT. Even though I conducted it myself. Leah, COME ON.
sorry but that's hot
Tequila Red called it a day @ 11:53 AM
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