Sign Language
The next time you say the word "Wow" turn three fingers from each hand into Ws and hold them up next to your face. Open your mouth real wide and it becomes the O.
W-O-W
This is sure to impress all your friends. Try it!
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The above tip comes to us courtesy of Chef Andrew Zimmer, that bald guy on the Discovery Channel who travels the world eating crazy, repulsive stuff. Seriously, "Bizarre Foods," add it to your TiVO. Last week he went to Asia and ate a frog's beating heart, a bat, and rooster balls. Then he nearly threw up a fruit. WOW!
3 More Shows You Probably Don't Watch But Should
• I Shouldn't Be Alive
Watch people live through things you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, even if your worst enemy is a cat who pees on the floor.
• Any of the Animal Cops shows
The Detroit ones are my favorite. I have a huge crush on Mike Dowe, aka Humane Snoop.
• Paula's Party
Paula Dean lays on the double entendres thicker than buttercream frosting. At least once an episode she sits on some guy's lap and feeds him something made with lard. Plus, there is a disco ball!
DVR, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
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Zzzzzz
Dear Barak Obama,
I really wish your book wasn't such a snooze. Or it were less heavy. I'm tired of lugging it around in my bag and then choosing to read the Red Eye instead. I probably won't finish it, but I'll send you a check for $20 so you don't feel bad.
Yaddayadda,
TR
Oh Boy
My brother and his preggo wife found out the other day that they are having a boy. Can you please help me convince them that Wade Jermaine is a wonderful name for a little child?
Today's Timesaver
If you have a hotmail account, you can just type your email address into the bar at the top of the page and it takes you right to your inbox. I only know for sure that this works with Firefox, as I believe that Explorer is Satan's sandbox.
We All Scream for Kari
Yesterday was Kari Day in the office. For reals. Ask anyone.
W-O-W
This is sure to impress all your friends. Try it!
The above tip comes to us courtesy of Chef Andrew Zimmer, that bald guy on the Discovery Channel who travels the world eating crazy, repulsive stuff. Seriously, "Bizarre Foods," add it to your TiVO. Last week he went to Asia and ate a frog's beating heart, a bat, and rooster balls. Then he nearly threw up a fruit. WOW!
3 More Shows You Probably Don't Watch But Should
• I Shouldn't Be Alive
Watch people live through things you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, even if your worst enemy is a cat who pees on the floor.
• Any of the Animal Cops shows
The Detroit ones are my favorite. I have a huge crush on Mike Dowe, aka Humane Snoop.
• Paula's Party
Paula Dean lays on the double entendres thicker than buttercream frosting. At least once an episode she sits on some guy's lap and feeds him something made with lard. Plus, there is a disco ball!
DVR, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Zzzzzz
Dear Barak Obama,
I really wish your book wasn't such a snooze. Or it were less heavy. I'm tired of lugging it around in my bag and then choosing to read the Red Eye instead. I probably won't finish it, but I'll send you a check for $20 so you don't feel bad.
Yaddayadda,
TR
Oh Boy
My brother and his preggo wife found out the other day that they are having a boy. Can you please help me convince them that Wade Jermaine is a wonderful name for a little child?
Today's Timesaver
If you have a hotmail account, you can just type your email address into the bar at the top of the page and it takes you right to your inbox. I only know for sure that this works with Firefox, as I believe that Explorer is Satan's sandbox.
We All Scream for Kari
Yesterday was Kari Day in the office. For reals. Ask anyone.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 12:06 PM
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