It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

COWORKER M: Do you think we should tell the New Bossman that "hummer" is a term for blow job?
TEQUILA RED: Hmmm. Maybe.
COWORKER M: Because in the meeting we just had, he kept saying [British accent] "You could win a Hummer! Who would turn down a Hummer?! I would love a Hummer."
ALL: HA HA HA HA
COWORKER M: And then? Right after we talked about an idea for Breast Cancer Month, he came up with a promotion he called "Release the Joy!"
TEQUILA RED: At least it wasn't "Release the Joy, Win a Free Hummer!"
ALL: HA HA HA HA
COWORKER J: Can we get back to work, please? We need to discuss these layouts for the new cheese that helps you poo. I prefer number two.
ALL: HA HA HA HA
TEQUILA RED: I love working with you freaks.

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Vacation time! Josh and the kids and I are heading out of town today for our lake cottage in Michigan. Though it's not shaped like a spaceship, it should still be a good time. Bonfires and county fairs and drive in movies and horseback riding ... it's like I'm taking a vacation in a country western song. See you in 10 days!