You Spin Me Right 'Round
The other day I stopped at Nordstrom on my way to the dentist (SHOES!) and when I went through the revolving door there was a lady just ahead of me baaaaaaaarely pushing the door, so I go through and I give it a healthy push, and boy she just popped out the other side like a champagne cork, almost doing a faceplant right into the lobby rug. I think she must have cursed me out pretty good because some people on the escalator turned around and look scandalized but I had my headphones on so I didn't care much. Next time I hope she uses the automatic door where you press the button and it opens for you, nice and slow.