I want to marry my new camera phone.
Why oh why did I wait so long to get one of these things?! Just think of the potential! The mind reels.
For instance, here's a hott picture taken in the Tequila Kitchen mere hours ago:
I realize camera phones should only be used for purposes of good and not evil. However, if you're just walking around wearing something wrong, I will report you to Shell. You have been warned.
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In other news, I am wearing high heels today. This is a somewhat rare occurance, as my sense of balance is tenuous at best. But one of the editorial houses in town is having a party tonight and I wanted to look my best for all the scruffy bearded indie dorks. You know, when I trip and fall into their laps. Most non-triumphant.
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53rd time's the charm! Tequilaphile Wendi brings us this charming article about a man who swears his 53rd marriage will be his last. Liz Taylor is a fucking slacker, yo.
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This song is guaranteed to make you happy or your money back:
Eels "Mr. E's Beautiful Blues"
For instance, here's a hott picture taken in the Tequila Kitchen mere hours ago:
I realize camera phones should only be used for purposes of good and not evil. However, if you're just walking around wearing something wrong, I will report you to Shell. You have been warned.
In other news, I am wearing high heels today. This is a somewhat rare occurance, as my sense of balance is tenuous at best. But one of the editorial houses in town is having a party tonight and I wanted to look my best for all the scruffy bearded indie dorks. You know, when I trip and fall into their laps. Most non-triumphant.
53rd time's the charm! Tequilaphile Wendi brings us this charming article about a man who swears his 53rd marriage will be his last. Liz Taylor is a fucking slacker, yo.
This song is guaranteed to make you happy or your money back:
Eels "Mr. E's Beautiful Blues"
Tequila Red called it a day @ 11:02 AM
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