Friends don't let friends dial drunk. MELINDA.
So, apparently I drunk dialed my boss on Friday night.
I was out with a bunch of past and present co-workers, and several tequila shots into things I must have decided, Hey! Now would be the perfect time to leave my boss a message! He says it was pretty much just loud bar music, crazy laughter, and the slurry words, "Ken, iss Kari. Don' everrr fiyer me, mm-kay? 'Kay? Love yooooo. Bye!"
Damn you, Jose Cuervo. Damn you TO HELL.