Hangovers and Deadlines Do Not Mix

Went drinking with a hottie last night. Smoked a pack of cigs, skipped dinner and drank a hundred beers. Currently paying the price. I have two hours to write some exciting headlines about facial tissue. Huzzah!

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Surprise! And also, wtf?!

Great-grandmother, 59, to bear twins

SYLVESTER, GEORGIA -- A 59-year-old great-grandmother is pregnant with twins and is expected to deliver next month, three decades after she had her tubes tied."They came untied," Frances Harris said Thursday.

The multiple birth would break the purported record set this week by a 56-year-old New York City mother of twins.

Harris said she didn't realize she was pregnant until she started gaining weight and went to see her doctor. When the doctor broke the news, "They had to sit me down. I couldn't even talk," she said.

Harris--mother of five, grandmother of 14 and great-grandmother of six--had her tubes tied 33 years ago after the birth of her youngest child.

Harris had her first child when she was 15. She was divorced years ago from the twins' father, 60-year-old Raymond Harris, a heavy-equipment operator. She said they will remarry before the birth.

It's official: I'm never having sex again. Ever.

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