Holy Rollin'

NEWSFLASH: Pope Now In Heaven, Watching Over Us

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Ignore DeRogatis
More than a slogan, it's a way of life!
Listen up, kids. The people behind the excellent Austin City Limits Music Fest are putting together Chicagopalooza. So how bad can it be, Roggie, you boring old fart? I say you can't go wrong with the $35 two-day pass now on presale. I'm getting mine fer sher.

The Stench of Desperation
Find out why 29 Thoughts at Nerve is the bestest entertainment column anywhere evs.

Clap On
I had bizzaro dreams last night where this lampshade came to life and stampeded all over my living room. It was scary, and I totally want to buy it now.

Our Next Theme Party
Come as a Mode of Transportation! Or, Things With Rotors.

(thanks for the pic Elle)

In Chicago Thurs, Fri & Sat
♥ The Decemberists - Metro, tonight, $15 - sold out?
♥ The Gore Gore Girls - Empty Bottle, tonight, $8
♥ Ash - Metro, Friday, $15
♥ Brendan Benson - The Abbey, Friday, $15
♥ Ambulance LTD - Double Door, Saturday, $10
♥ Magnolia Electric Co. - Schubas, Saturday, $10

Dilemma
What should I do tonight?
1. boring charity thing Wendi roped me into
2. scalp Decemberist tix and stalk my boyfriend Colin Meloy
3. Sin City
4. laundry
C'mon, boss me!