Our Father Art Not Amused

DAD: You need to take that picture of the Pope off your website.
TEQUILA RED: What? Why?
DAD: Do you you have any idea offensive it is?
TEQUILA RED: Offensive? But it says he's in heaven!
DAD: Yeah, but you have him making that face.
TEQUILA RED: I didn't take the picture, Dad.
DAD: Hey, I know about the Photoshop.
TEQUILA RED: But-
DAD: You're probably offending a lot of people.
TEQUILA RED: Well, nobody's making them read it.
DAD: It's called "respect," missy.
TEQUILA RED: Why do you even care? Did you secretly turn Catholic?
DAD: And take down all that stuff about work too. The last thing we need is for you to get fired.
TEQUILA RED: Oh my god.
DAD: Exactly.