Rimshot!

Because I'm on my way to the cheeze-eatin-est bar in the city right now:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Ba-dum-bum!