Halloween Costume Idea
Step 1. Print this picture. Cut out face and eyeholes. Tie strings to ears to make mask.
Step 2. Buy this outfit. Replace 'A' on helmet with giant 'F'.
Step 3. Spend all night blaming everything on everyone else. Deflect responsibility with magic shield. Call everyone "dysfunctional" and point finger a lot.
NOTE: Avoid anyone wearing Saints jerseys, African Americans, Democrats, some Republicans, people with a southern accent, and Kathleen Blanco.
OPTIONAL: Dress up your significant other as George Bush. Make out a lot.
Step 2. Buy this outfit. Replace 'A' on helmet with giant 'F'.
Step 3. Spend all night blaming everything on everyone else. Deflect responsibility with magic shield. Call everyone "dysfunctional" and point finger a lot.
NOTE: Avoid anyone wearing Saints jerseys, African Americans, Democrats, some Republicans, people with a southern accent, and Kathleen Blanco.
OPTIONAL: Dress up your significant other as George Bush. Make out a lot.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 11:41 AM
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