Tip of the Day
Do not refer to your friend's wife or girlfriend as "his yak."
If you do this and a woman overhears you, rest assured that you will not be having sex with this woman for quite a while.

I have a headache. Ass.
Other Things Women Do Not Enjoy Being Called:
The Old Lady
Tits
What's-Her-Bucket
Meat Bag
The Beav
Hag
Slag
Snatch
Pooty
Dude
If you do this and a woman overhears you, rest assured that you will not be having sex with this woman for quite a while.

I have a headache. Ass.
Other Things Women Do Not Enjoy Being Called:
The Old Lady
Tits
What's-Her-Bucket
Meat Bag
The Beav
Hag
Slag
Snatch
Pooty
Dude