Recipe for Disaster

Start with one 21 year old cousin and a book of bartender's shots. Mix in various amounts of Jager, vodka, Bailey's, grenadine, Rumpleminzt, and Blue Curacao. Marvel at pretty layered shots before tossing them back like candy. Get belligerent with boyfriend and run around like maniac. Pass out on couch. Wake up 7 hours later with no pants on. Hope you didn't take them off in front of your uncle. Burn with shame.

TIP! If a shot is called a Brain Hemorrhage, that may be the first clue that you shouldn't drink it.

Hangover Breakfast
Aunt Kathy's specialty: smoked bacon.


Ominous
Boyfriend politely declined an invitation to sleep over at my place last night. Vague references to laundry were made.