10 Signs Your Rock Band Sucks
1. You draw comparisons to a Christian rock Rush cover band.
2. One dude is pumping his fist, everyone else is stabbing you with their eyes.
3. You have a retardoed name like "Criteria."
4. You don't have a single chick groupie.
5. Some girls in the front row actually have their ears covered.
6. People consider suing charity to recover ticket cost.
7. Even security is like, WTF?
8. Your tight, tight pants burn holes in my retinas.
9. "We have one more song!" elicits cheers, because you're going away soon.
10. At least one person in the audience would rather be at the dentist.
2. One dude is pumping his fist, everyone else is stabbing you with their eyes.
3. You have a retardoed name like "Criteria."
4. You don't have a single chick groupie.
5. Some girls in the front row actually have their ears covered.
6. People consider suing charity to recover ticket cost.
7. Even security is like, WTF?
8. Your tight, tight pants burn holes in my retinas.
9. "We have one more song!" elicits cheers, because you're going away soon.
10. At least one person in the audience would rather be at the dentist.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 1:15 PM
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