Why The Other Parents Hate Me

Olivia had a Halloween program at school yesterday. I was running late and parking in the neighborhood was scarce. At an intersection, the SUV just ahead of me put on her right blinker but then decided to whip a last minute U-turn instead. She came about 2 inches from ramming into my car. Naturally, I laid on my horn and flipped that bitch the bird.

Then I realized her son is in the same class as my daughter.

Whoops.