Three Sentence Stories
... added to weird, random pictures I found on the Internets. Because, why not?
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Father of the Bride
"Oh god ... is that-?"
"JUST KEEP WALKING."
Angela knew her father would find a way to fuck up her wedding day.
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The Snack
His parents are vegetarians. His siblings are vegetarians. But sometimes temptation is simply too much for Maurice.
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Reunited, And It Feels So Good
When Donnie invited her to the beach, Janine knew he totally wanted to get back together. "It was so romantic," she told her friends later. "It's like we were the only two people in the world."
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I Love You Sew Much
Two days after state lawmakers passed a bill making it legal to marry small appliances, Jared and Singer Model No. 4392 made their love official. Residents of this small town were stunned. Said one UPS driver, "Cripes, I could have sworn that guy was gay."
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Come on, try one:
Father of the Bride
"Oh god ... is that-?"
"JUST KEEP WALKING."
Angela knew her father would find a way to fuck up her wedding day.
The Snack
His parents are vegetarians. His siblings are vegetarians. But sometimes temptation is simply too much for Maurice.
Reunited, And It Feels So Good
When Donnie invited her to the beach, Janine knew he totally wanted to get back together. "It was so romantic," she told her friends later. "It's like we were the only two people in the world."
I Love You Sew Much
Two days after state lawmakers passed a bill making it legal to marry small appliances, Jared and Singer Model No. 4392 made their love official. Residents of this small town were stunned. Said one UPS driver, "Cripes, I could have sworn that guy was gay."
Come on, try one:
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