Current Events Quiz

Test your knowledge of current events and stuff from my private life that you'd have no way of knowing about!

1. Which of the following is least dull?
A) Oscar nominations
B) State of the Union
C) Anything James Frey
D) My visit to Medieval Times last Saturday

BONUS! What should Oprah really be apologizing for?
A) endless sanctimony
B) unleashing Tom Cruise
C) O Magazine
D) Dr. Phil

2. The Ferrari asked for the address of this blog. I should:
A) Ignore him.
B) Say no.
C) Say hellz no.
D) Release the lions.

3. This Sunday is the Super Bowl.
A) Go Steelers!
B) Go Seahawks!
C) Yay, commercials!
D) Meh.

4. Someone I really don't care for wants to make nicey-nice. I should:
A) Bury the hatchet.
B) Bury the hatchet in her skull.
C) Talk shit about her in my blog, which she reads.
D) Pee on her toothbrush.

5. FILL IN THE BLANK. "Sam Alito is ____________"
A) scary
B) waaaaaay too conservative
C) our new Supreme Court Justice
D) WHY GOD WHY

6. Where's my boyfriend these days?
A) Lost
B) Hiding
C) Witness protection
D) Detroit

7. Writing blog entries in a quiz format is:
A) Entertaining
B) Dumb
C) Lazy
D) Shut up