Weekend Update
NEWS
Concert Josh Purchases "I ♥ Hot Moms" T-Shirt
Girlfriend searches store in vain for "I'm With Stupid"
Arctic Monkeys Ringtone Considered, Rejected
Redhead can't be "that guy"
Lottery Not Won
AGAIN
Scary Thrift Store Dress Turned Into Super Cute Shirt
From muu-muu to woo-hoo in just 30 minutes!
Second Piece of Mail Addressed to "Tequila Red"
Mailman getting wrong idea
Hot Chick Gets New Job Selling Red Bull
No, she's not single.
CLASSIFIEDS
Free Cat
Fat, mean, hygenically challenged bastard of a cat needs new home. Keeps trying to sleep in owner's bed/sneak into owner's closet/poo in owner's shoe. Triggers motion-sensor light in kitchen all night long purely for spite. Litter-trained, if he's in the mood. Needs constant attention. Won't last!
POLITICS
Dick Cheney Shirts Will Never Stop Being Funny
Concert Josh Purchases "I ♥ Hot Moms" T-Shirt
Girlfriend searches store in vain for "I'm With Stupid"
Arctic Monkeys Ringtone Considered, Rejected
Redhead can't be "that guy"
Lottery Not Won
AGAIN
Scary Thrift Store Dress Turned Into Super Cute Shirt
From muu-muu to woo-hoo in just 30 minutes!
Second Piece of Mail Addressed to "Tequila Red"
Mailman getting wrong idea
Hot Chick Gets New Job Selling Red Bull
No, she's not single.
CLASSIFIEDS
Free Cat
Fat, mean, hygenically challenged bastard of a cat needs new home. Keeps trying to sleep in owner's bed/sneak into owner's closet/poo in owner's shoe. Triggers motion-sensor light in kitchen all night long purely for spite. Litter-trained, if he's in the mood. Needs constant attention. Won't last!
POLITICS
Dick Cheney Shirts Will Never Stop Being Funny
Tequila Red called it a day @ 2:17 PM
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