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April 2nd, dear reader. This Sunday I turn the big 3-1. If you're still looking for the perfect present, here are some unique ideas I've compiled from Craigslist:
SAVE THE DATE: SATURDAY
Alas, no big themed costume party this year, but I will probably try to get some folks together at a bar somewhere in the city on Saturday night to toss a few back. Stay tuned for the wheres and what times.
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Sympathy for Teacher
TEQUILA RED: Olivia, can you please clean up your toys in the living room?
OLIVIA [SIGHING DEEPLY]: Oy vey.
TEQUILA RED: Did you just say "oy vey"?
OLIVIA: Yeah.
TEQUILA RED: Do you even know what that means?
OLIVIA: My teacher says it all the time.
DYLAN: So does mine.
TEQUILA RED: Heh.
OLIVIA: What?
TEQUILA RED: Nothing. How many kids are in your classes, by the way?
DYLAN: Thirty.
OLIVIA: Twenty nine.
TEQUILA RED: Sounds about right.
SAVE THE DATE: SATURDAY
Alas, no big themed costume party this year, but I will probably try to get some folks together at a bar somewhere in the city on Saturday night to toss a few back. Stay tuned for the wheres and what times.
Sympathy for Teacher
TEQUILA RED: Olivia, can you please clean up your toys in the living room?
OLIVIA [SIGHING DEEPLY]: Oy vey.
TEQUILA RED: Did you just say "oy vey"?
OLIVIA: Yeah.
TEQUILA RED: Do you even know what that means?
OLIVIA: My teacher says it all the time.
DYLAN: So does mine.
TEQUILA RED: Heh.
OLIVIA: What?
TEQUILA RED: Nothing. How many kids are in your classes, by the way?
DYLAN: Thirty.
OLIVIA: Twenty nine.
TEQUILA RED: Sounds about right.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 12:02 PM
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