My New Addiction

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It's like a free-wheeling postsecret, minus any artistic delusions. Some of it is sad and/or deeply disturbing and/or boring. And some of it is pure brilliance.

3907. I have this fantasy where I’m at a party when the hostess suddenly calls out, “Attention, attention. We have an emergency. Does anyone know the arc-tangent of 30?” I’d be ready and instantly answer. Then people would applaud and carry me around the room on their shoulders.

3966. I practice all my conversations before I have them. It’ s exhausting.

3937. I was leaving the cemetery after attending my uncle's burial when I saw some really nice fresh lilles on a grave and I thought to myself "what a waste" so I took them and gave them to my girlfriend. When she asked me what they were for I just told her I had to get them because they reminded me of her.

3975. I can derive that famous Einstein formula e = mc2. Unfortunately chicks don’t dig this.

3979. I totally dig men that can derive Einstein's E=MC2.

3903. I had an erotic dream about my husband. What a waste.