Dry Spell

So it's been pretty slow around here for the past week or so. Sorry about that. I blame this little thing called a "career" which, while I still have it, pays my bills and allows me to spend money on such extravagances as electricity and nourishment. Plus, I'm so goddamn boring lately. My boyfriend's great! My kids are adorable! I just got a cherry assignment at work! Somebody stop the presses!

At least I'm not the only one with writer's block. I mean, Stephen King has obviously run out of things to write about too. His last book was about killer cell phones, for chrissakes. It's a bestseller, but still. Have some standards.

There was going to be more here but then I accidentally hit return and my computer decided to go ahead and post this and, really, who am I to argue? So let me just state for the record:

• I did not watch the Oscars
• I lost my cellphone after a few too many gimlets on Friday night
• Who is Phil?
• I owe exactly $1 on my taxes
• The sidebar has been updated
• Asshats trolling the comments have been banned
• New re-design in the works
• I have already cried once today
• Tomorrow WILL be HNT on the Tequila Red blog
• I hate it when people whistle
• I hope to be completely out of debt in 18 months
• Diet 7-Up really does taste like Regular 7-Up