The Legend Lives On
"Welcome to voicemail. First message, sent Thursday at 8:33 AM."
"Hey, Kari, it's the Bossman. I just wanted you to know that your so-called friend Peggy tried to sell you out last night by leaving me a drunk voice message at 2:30AM and pretending to be you. Don't worry, I wasn't fooled. It was no where as good as your drunk messages. See ya!"
"End of messages."
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So, I'm in this hairshow Monday. Yesterday was the big cut. The Cutest Straight Boy Hairstylist EVER cut my hair, and I told him he could do whatever he wanted with it. So he ... gave me the exact same haircut I already had.
It was free though.
"Hey, Kari, it's the Bossman. I just wanted you to know that your so-called friend Peggy tried to sell you out last night by leaving me a drunk voice message at 2:30AM and pretending to be you. Don't worry, I wasn't fooled. It was no where as good as your drunk messages. See ya!"
"End of messages."
So, I'm in this hairshow Monday. Yesterday was the big cut. The Cutest Straight Boy Hairstylist EVER cut my hair, and I told him he could do whatever he wanted with it. So he ... gave me the exact same haircut I already had.
It was free though.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 9:36 AM
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