Juicy
Big Important Meeting today. I get up early, make myself pretty, press my cutest outfit and am work by 6:30. At 6:35, I open the refrigerator to get creamer for my coffee and some asshat's bowl of old nasty strawberries takes a dive from the top shelf, spilling red berry juice all down the front of my WHITE PANTS.
Some days I wonder why I bother to get up at all.
Some days I wonder why I bother to get up at all.