The Secret Lives of Co-Workers

Because inquiring minds want to know!

WHO has been spotted secretly canoodling around the office? Several eyewitnesses reported hand-holding, face stroking, and good old-fashioned frenching going on behind the not-so-opaque glass next to a certain office door. This confirms weeks of speculation brought on by the delivery of Valentine's roses from a previously-unheard of boyfriend mysteriously lacking a first name. Dun-dun-DUNN!

WHO keeps a Thighmaster tucked under her desk for discreet use throughout the day, thereby earning herself the secret nickname of "Chrissy" and a stellar pair of gams?

WHO went and got herself knocked up and basically had to write it across my forehead because I am dense and YAY another office baby!

WHO drank an entire bottle of wine last night on an empty stomach and today feels like her head is going to implode and her tongue is wearing a sweater?

Okay, that last one is me.

Songs for People with Something to Hide
"Somebody's Watching Me", Rockwell w/Jacko
"Step Into My Office Baby", B&S
The Good Life, "A New Friend"
"Dirty Little Secret", All American Rejects