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On my way home from my folks' house on Sunday night I was cruising the toll road when I glanced in the rearview mirror and saw this behind me:
It had a racing stripe right down the center, just like the cars on my favorite Xbox game, Burnout Revenge. Then a song came on the radio and oh lord, it was a song from Burnout Revenge. Suddenly I'm doing 85 and considering checking the semi in the right lane. It was the Burnout Perfect Storm.
I may need to turn off the TV and get out more.
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It had a racing stripe right down the center, just like the cars on my favorite Xbox game, Burnout Revenge. Then a song came on the radio and oh lord, it was a song from Burnout Revenge. Suddenly I'm doing 85 and considering checking the semi in the right lane. It was the Burnout Perfect Storm.
I may need to turn off the TV and get out more.
More of the News You Need: Foxy, Fair & Unbalanced
Blogger New, Not Improved (cont.)
Last two posts disappear into abyss; world misses out on mediocrity, toilet humor
Mushroom Hunt Yields 0 Mushrooms
Related: snipe hunt yields no snipes
Two Dollars Well Spent
Weird Al videocassette only purchase at Wisconsin antique mall
Child Extra-Helpful Around the House
Parents still trying to figure out what he broke/ruined/flunked
4 Day Work-Week Leads Up to 4 Day Weekend
Writer putting minimal effort into anything except ebay
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