Friday Pop Quiz

1. Since I haven't been blogging, what have I been doing with my extra time?
A. Curing cancer
B. Picking catfights
C. Pimping out brain for freelance cash
D. Both b & c

2. Next week I'm on vacation! Where am I going?
A. Hell
B. Tokyo
C. Living room sofa
D. Door County, WI

3. What's the most traumatic thing that happened to me this week?
A. Fight with sister
B. Spider in kitchen sink
C. Returning superawesome rental car
D. Rory might marry Logan

MATH
Mic's 2nd birthday party is in Detroit. Detroit is 279 miles from Chicago. On average, one can travel at a speed of 70 MPH along I-94. Accounting for construction, traffic and hourly bathroom breaks because children appparently have bladders the size of a nickel, one way travel time is approximately 6 hours. If we leave on Saturday morning and return Sunday morning, what is the proportion of time spent visiting family versus time visiting the inside of my car? EXTRA CREDIT: With gas costing $3.35/gallon, how much would white slavery dealers need to pay me for my children to finance this trip?

ANSWERS: D, D, C, and STAY HOME

HOMEWORK
Here's a good project for next week: do-it-yourself animals!




clockwise, from top right: elephant, frog, squirrel, seal, kangaroo, deer