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Things It Is Good to Know About Your Boyfriend
In a water balloon fight, he will not hesitate to aim for the head of a ten year old girl.
Movie Review: Ratatouille
Cute movie, pretty funny, dragged in the middle a bit. I had to yell at some lady sitting in front of us to stop it with the damn text messaging. Why do people think that is A-OK in a movie theater? Because it's not a full blown conversation? Well I didn't pay $25 to hear your keypad bleep-bleep-blooping away while you make plans to powerwalk tomorrow morning with Judy from next door. SHUT. IT. Grade: B
Better Than: Cars
Not As Good As: Finding Nemo
Shameless Plug
FACT: I am retarded with self tanner. I've tried them all, and I always think I do an okay job at the time. But then I inevitably wake up the next day to a disaster, and I have to wear pants for a week and loofah in the shower like a madwoman. Which is why I loves me some Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs. Yes, it's basically makeup for your legs. And yes, it's kind of messy and sometimes rubs off on your clothes and only lasts a day or two. But it makes my legs look FANTASTIC.
thanks, Sally!
Pot, Meet Kettle
After giving Dylan a long lecture on responsibility last night, I completely forgot that he had to be at summer camp two hours early this morning for their trip to Great America. SHIT SHIT SHIT. Needless to say, he missed that bus. I was fully prepared to leave work, pick him up, drive to Gurnee and pay for us both to get in so he could find his group and spend the last 6 hours of the day with them but THANK GOD his best friend beeped in on the call to say that he didn't go either, and maybe they could hang out at his house today or something.
I think it's safe to assume that I'll be making an unplanned trip to Great America in the very near future.
In a water balloon fight, he will not hesitate to aim for the head of a ten year old girl.
Movie Review: Ratatouille
Cute movie, pretty funny, dragged in the middle a bit. I had to yell at some lady sitting in front of us to stop it with the damn text messaging. Why do people think that is A-OK in a movie theater? Because it's not a full blown conversation? Well I didn't pay $25 to hear your keypad bleep-bleep-blooping away while you make plans to powerwalk tomorrow morning with Judy from next door. SHUT. IT. Grade: B
Better Than: Cars
Not As Good As: Finding Nemo
Shameless Plug
FACT: I am retarded with self tanner. I've tried them all, and I always think I do an okay job at the time. But then I inevitably wake up the next day to a disaster, and I have to wear pants for a week and loofah in the shower like a madwoman. Which is why I loves me some Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs. Yes, it's basically makeup for your legs. And yes, it's kind of messy and sometimes rubs off on your clothes and only lasts a day or two. But it makes my legs look FANTASTIC.
thanks, Sally!
Pot, Meet Kettle
After giving Dylan a long lecture on responsibility last night, I completely forgot that he had to be at summer camp two hours early this morning for their trip to Great America. SHIT SHIT SHIT. Needless to say, he missed that bus. I was fully prepared to leave work, pick him up, drive to Gurnee and pay for us both to get in so he could find his group and spend the last 6 hours of the day with them but THANK GOD his best friend beeped in on the call to say that he didn't go either, and maybe they could hang out at his house today or something.
I think it's safe to assume that I'll be making an unplanned trip to Great America in the very near future.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 9:39 AM
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