Lunch Hour Brush With Fame
CELEBRITY NEWSFLASH: Maggie Gyllenhaal Has the Freaking Cutest Baby Ever
And her husband ain't half bad either.
The Tinseltown trio was spotted strolling the streets of Chicago, looking pleasantly touristy as they window-shopped the mad expensive kiddie chairs at Lignet Roset. Mags - who's in town shooting The Dark Knight - was positively adorable in loose Princess Leia buns, and little Ramona is a just a sugarplum. In fact, I didn't even notice Mom & Dad at first because I was too busy making googly eyes at Jr. "Oh my god, look at how cute that baby is," I said, elbowing my friend. "Uh, look who her parents are, dumbass!" she hissed back.
I was torn between stalking the Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaards and going to the baank. New celebrity best girlfriend? Or deposit freelance checks to cover rent?
Eh, rent.
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4 Obnoxious People Totally Annoying Me Right Now
1. My New Train Stalker
Almost every morning, we end up in the same L car. He resembles my hipster ex-boyfriend, sort of ugly-sexy and a little dirty. His hair is too long and his pants are too tight. And he has a way of looking at me that makes me deeply uncomfortable. Namely, all the time. Did I mention that he's married? How charming. This morning he wouldn't stop staring at me so I did what any lady would do. I picked my nose.
I shouldn't have a problem with him tomorrow.
2. Mitt Romney, for being a heartless prick.
3. Stupid People With Their Stupid iPhones
No, I don't want to see it. No, I don't care how cool it is. Unless it's made of diamonds and fairy dust, it wasn't worth it. I hope you drop it so I can kick it under a bus.
4. Everyone on Top Chef.
Especially you, Padma.
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10-Hut!
Happy Birthday, Livvy-Lou.
And her husband ain't half bad either.
The Tinseltown trio was spotted strolling the streets of Chicago, looking pleasantly touristy as they window-shopped the mad expensive kiddie chairs at Lignet Roset. Mags - who's in town shooting The Dark Knight - was positively adorable in loose Princess Leia buns, and little Ramona is a just a sugarplum. In fact, I didn't even notice Mom & Dad at first because I was too busy making googly eyes at Jr. "Oh my god, look at how cute that baby is," I said, elbowing my friend. "Uh, look who her parents are, dumbass!" she hissed back.
I was torn between stalking the Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaards and going to the baank. New celebrity best girlfriend? Or deposit freelance checks to cover rent?
Eh, rent.
Dear Jeeb,
Please pay me more so I may properly stalk celebrities when the opportunity presents itself. Also, would it kill you to turn down the AC? You could cut ice on these nips.
Best regards,
Tequila Red
4 Obnoxious People Totally Annoying Me Right Now
1. My New Train Stalker
Almost every morning, we end up in the same L car. He resembles my hipster ex-boyfriend, sort of ugly-sexy and a little dirty. His hair is too long and his pants are too tight. And he has a way of looking at me that makes me deeply uncomfortable. Namely, all the time. Did I mention that he's married? How charming. This morning he wouldn't stop staring at me so I did what any lady would do. I picked my nose.
I shouldn't have a problem with him tomorrow.
2. Mitt Romney, for being a heartless prick.
3. Stupid People With Their Stupid iPhones
No, I don't want to see it. No, I don't care how cool it is. Unless it's made of diamonds and fairy dust, it wasn't worth it. I hope you drop it so I can kick it under a bus.
4. Everyone on Top Chef.
Especially you, Padma.
10-Hut!
Happy Birthday, Livvy-Lou.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 2:06 PM
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