Internal Organs

Whenever I manage to snag a seat on a busy train, I make a point of looking around after major stops to make sure there aren't oldsters or preggos needing to sit. This morning, I spotted a preggo. I tapped her on the arm and offered my seat; she happily accepted. As I gathered my things, she saw the tupperware container full of freshly baked pecan rolls on my lap. "But you have a cake!" she said.

"That's okay," I said. "You have a bun."

How am I this funny at 8AM? I wish I could tell you. It's a gift.

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Word of the Day
Vagancreas™ (vûh-jank-rë-iss) [n]
A mysterious, small red foam organ procured in a promotional giveaway; looks suspiciously like a compilation of several different body parts; excellent shock value when tucked into lap. See also: pangina

Usage:
I'd help you lift that but I pulled my vagancreas last week.
I'd give you my number but my vagancreas is acting up again.
The vagancreas ate my homework.

™ Tall Michele