Things To Do On Vacation

fish
swim
paddle
row
build campfire
tell lame ghost story
eat s'mores
eat watermelon
eat fruit cobbler as big as your head

"Excuse me, but I think I ordered the LARGE."
ride horses
play mini golf
dig up clams, let them go, see if you can find them tomorrow
play paintball
drive go karts
fly fighter jet
jump on trampoline
see terrible movie
see excellent movie
stargaze
read local paper
mock local paper
read Chicago paper
play mini golf
fish
float
get sunburned on tushie
birdwatch
shower in stank yellow water
curse broken coffee maker
wish for broom and dustpan
curse broken fireplace
wish for coffee table
curse broken chair
list ways you'd fix up cottage if you owned it
fish
5 hour Monopoly marathons
watch the sun rise
watch the sun set
drink cheap wine
househunt
classic car show
listen to country music
play mini golf in the dark
enjoy lovely dinner with former boss/still soulmate
chill