Are those space pants?

In light of last night's debaucle, I'm wondering: can a cheesy pickup line actually be cute if it comes from a cute girl? Like what if I just walk up to this dude and say "Hey, could you hold something for me?" and when he says okay, I just slip my hand into his and stand there. Ha, that would be awesome. Also, never ever gonna happen. But what about one of these suckas?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got "fine" written all over you.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... goooooooood!

Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is....

What's a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?