The Secret Lives of Co-Workers

To look at the people I work with, you might think them a little ... how can I put this nicely? ... vanilla. Most are married or in long-term committed relationships. We don't really hang out together, save the occasional after-work cocktail, and we don't talk too much about things other than work. Until lately. Within the past few weeks, I've gotten to know several of my co-workers a lotbetter, and let me tell you something. These people are out of control. They make me look like a prissy Victorian nun by comparison, kids. Like a frigid Republican suburban housewife downing Zoloft and vodka. Like Mandy Moore.

It may be time to step up my game a notch.

Belle & Sebastion "Step Into My Office Baby"