Good Lord

You've probably heard about the miracle that happened in Chicago last week - namely, the appearance of the Virgin Mary in a waterstain under the Kennedy Expressway.

now squint and tilt your head to the left
Over the past week people have come from miles around to see the Holy Stain, light a candle, say a prayer. I myself took the Lord's name in vain quite a few times just trying to get through the throngs of pilgrams blocking the fricking exit ramp OF A MAJOR FRICKING HIGHWAY. But after I successfully avoided running over somebody's grandmother, it all seemed kind of touching. Like, how comforting to have the kind of faith that lets you see God in the smallest everyday details. So as I went about my week, I kept my eyes open. And God did not disappoint.

- Jesus by the Sears Tower -


- Jesus Drives the Train -


- Jesus Condiments -



See you in the handbasket, kiddies!