Boing Boing, Boo Hoo
Things That Bounce
Tennis balls
Kangaroos
Big boobies
My rent check
Well ... maybe. I won't know for sure until tomorrow. It seems some brainiac (me) forgot to deposit a check she's had for over a week, resulting in a $44 shortage when Mr. Landlord went to collect his dough. The bank may or may not have covered it; I've been with them for five years and never once been overdrawn, and I put in enough cash to fix everything like two seconds later, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean squat.
• Hours spent wringing hands, developing nervous eye tic, and breathing into paper bags this weekend: 16
• Cigarettes smoked: 2 frajillion
• Landlords avoided: 1
Ending The Date: Body Language 101
You might think it's a bad sign if, at the end of a date, the person you're with looks totally bored, yawns repeatedly, won't kiss you, and then squeals his tires speeding away before you've even got the car door all the way closed. But you'd be wrong. Boy, do you have a lot to learn about dating!
Fun Friday Night: Getting police permission to frolic nekkid in a fountain in downtown Chicago
Not So Fun Friday Night: Spending 12 straight hours as an unpaid scullery maid because your house is so damn dirty even the roaches are wearing rubber gloves and looks of disgust
This season's must-have accessories: dust mop, scowl
I'm Mr. Bright Side
Number of friends who moved away this weekend: 1
Days until Wendi runs off to Japan for a whole fricking year: 9
How much work I've done today: 0
Chances of financial ruin: good
Random dudes who whistled at me on the street this morning: 2
Current mood: fantastic
Cute butt pants - The Key to Happiness
Tennis balls
Kangaroos
Big boobies
My rent check
Well ... maybe. I won't know for sure until tomorrow. It seems some brainiac (me) forgot to deposit a check she's had for over a week, resulting in a $44 shortage when Mr. Landlord went to collect his dough. The bank may or may not have covered it; I've been with them for five years and never once been overdrawn, and I put in enough cash to fix everything like two seconds later, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean squat.
• Hours spent wringing hands, developing nervous eye tic, and breathing into paper bags this weekend: 16
• Cigarettes smoked: 2 frajillion
• Landlords avoided: 1
Ending The Date: Body Language 101
You might think it's a bad sign if, at the end of a date, the person you're with looks totally bored, yawns repeatedly, won't kiss you, and then squeals his tires speeding away before you've even got the car door all the way closed. But you'd be wrong. Boy, do you have a lot to learn about dating!
Fun Friday Night: Getting police permission to frolic nekkid in a fountain in downtown Chicago
Not So Fun Friday Night: Spending 12 straight hours as an unpaid scullery maid because your house is so damn dirty even the roaches are wearing rubber gloves and looks of disgust
This season's must-have accessories: dust mop, scowl
I'm Mr. Bright Side
Number of friends who moved away this weekend: 1
Days until Wendi runs off to Japan for a whole fricking year: 9
How much work I've done today: 0
Chances of financial ruin: good
Random dudes who whistled at me on the street this morning: 2
Current mood: fantastic
Cute butt pants - The Key to Happiness
Tequila Red called it a day @ 12:23 PM
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