Dating For Dumbasses
Dearest Chicago Red Eye:
Thanks so much for the weekly Laura Baron Casual Sex column! I found this week's foray into the world of online dating particularly compelling and insightful. With the help of Laura's brilliant tips, I plan on creating an online dating profile that will net tens of responses!
First of all, I'm glad she told me that an interesting profile headline will make people think I'm interesting. That's valuable information right there! Then she covers the whole "personality" thing with "if Fabio says it, you shouldn't." Ha ha! He's cheesy and that's funny! I think I just pulled something laughing! Oh, Laura, you scamp.
Reading on, I discovered that the naked pictures on my profile will also have to come down. I thought it was a good idea to put photos of my hoo-ha on the internets for perfect strangers to ogle - thank goodness Laura was there to tell me it's not.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that this article really spoke to me, in no small part because of the hip & happenin' lingo Laura uses: "Cyberdating can juice up your social life -- with an honest profile and a ready 'tude." My 'tude is so ready! And I didn't know we could use that word anymore! Because the 90's are over! And only Ian Zeiring ever really said it anyway!
Soooo, I'm off to conquer the world of online dating now. Wish me luck! (Like I'll need it ;-))
Your pal,
TR
Thanks so much for the weekly Laura Baron Casual Sex column! I found this week's foray into the world of online dating particularly compelling and insightful. With the help of Laura's brilliant tips, I plan on creating an online dating profile that will net tens of responses!
First of all, I'm glad she told me that an interesting profile headline will make people think I'm interesting. That's valuable information right there! Then she covers the whole "personality" thing with "if Fabio says it, you shouldn't." Ha ha! He's cheesy and that's funny! I think I just pulled something laughing! Oh, Laura, you scamp.
Reading on, I discovered that the naked pictures on my profile will also have to come down. I thought it was a good idea to put photos of my hoo-ha on the internets for perfect strangers to ogle - thank goodness Laura was there to tell me it's not.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that this article really spoke to me, in no small part because of the hip & happenin' lingo Laura uses: "Cyberdating can juice up your social life -- with an honest profile and a ready 'tude." My 'tude is so ready! And I didn't know we could use that word anymore! Because the 90's are over! And only Ian Zeiring ever really said it anyway!
Soooo, I'm off to conquer the world of online dating now. Wish me luck! (Like I'll need it ;-))
Your pal,
TR
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