Cruisin' for a Boozin'

Having the company summer party on a boat is a good idea. Enjoying a beer while cruising around on Lake Michigan is also a good idea. Letting me steer the boat several beers into the afternoon is a bad idea. Going to that bar after we got off the boat? Bad idea. Slapping the CEO's ass and making out with my gay co-workers? Probably not the best idea. The karaoke bar? Very bad idea, especially if you have exactly 47 cents in your purse, no money in the bank and no clue where you are. And at 10:30 you feel kind of barf-y but your man friend isn't answering either of his phones and the only person you know who might be able to come and get you is someone you aren't really speaking to at the moment but he does come to get you and he's really nice about it and that makes you cry but the good news is you don't throw up in his car.

Actually, karaoke bars are never a good idea.

Tequila Red: not the Beyonce of any group