Wardrobe Selection

I'm going to be in a movie tomorrow. I may have mentioned this once or twice before, I can't recall. Anyway, the casting company told us to wear our favorite outfit to the set, but since Jenna's doing the Naughty French Maid we can't very well MATCH. That would be dumb.

So I've narrowed it down to 5 outfits that are sure to get me noticed on set:

1. Hammer Time

What It Says: "U can't touch this... unless it gets me into the front row-oh-oh-oh."

2. Bozo the Gumball Machine

What It Says: "Who's happier than a clown with an oral fixation on a movie set?"

3. Aryan Streetwalker

What It Says: "I have two night jobs, and probably several diseases."

4. Nice Rack

What It Says: "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

5. Musketeer Bride

What It Says: "Oh, I thought you said you wanted to swashBUCKLE, Mr. Vaughn!"